Christmas bloopers

There's nothing like a winter city break to get away from it all at Christmas. But what is this Czech tourist brochure trying to sell exactly? "Take one of our horse-drawn city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages!"

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This sign in a Swedish hotel lobby offers an incredible Christmas discount to the lucky (devil) guest! "If this is your first visit to our hotel, you are welcome to it."

Do you want an iron for Christmas? You better hope that it's not made by the same German appliance manufacturer who has the following English warning on their packaging: "Do not iron!"

Don't forget this invaluable advice from a Minnesota hospital to keep winter ailments at bay! "If you haven't had your flu shot this year, ask your doctor or nurse to get one."

Is finding the perfect outfit for the Christmas party driving you crazy? Perhaps you should visit the tailor in Hong Kong who advertises a very special service: "Ladies may have a fit upstairs."

Or perhaps you prefer to shop in Paris. In this case, you won't want to miss this boutique's very special Christmas offer selling "Dresses for street walking."

And finally, if you're feeling hungry...
A well-known supermarket decided to remarket its Christmas roast turkey salad by adding the eye-catching slogan "Now with roast turkey!" to the packaging. Wonder what was in it before?